My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
(Source: mrs-prozac, via hotboyproblems)
i love my family. my boyfriend. & cats.
For the first time, Ive found someone that i hate leaving. Ive found someone that i cant get enough of. I've found someone that accepts me for who I am and doesnt tell me I need to change. I think I've found someone who I can fall madly in love with. ∞
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i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.
(Source: sexual-passion, via youdontviibe)
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i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
(via hotboyproblems)
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Everyone is having a bad day, and I’m like hollllaaaa I’m freeeee!!
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if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
(Source: saltfree, via october8th2005)
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(Source: kushandwizdom)
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
lol nice try, vegan
I FUCKING KNEW IT
its back
LMFAOOOOOOO
I knew it right when I looked at it
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(Source: bobbydoherty, via gravitysex)
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(Source: autumnseeds, via october8th2005)
